Story Continued! Chapter One: Ruinion (again)
*A girl sits in the middle of a forest, very quiet. Oh doesn't she look so peaceful... 0.0*
Kalaibii: *jumps up suddenly* IT'S NOT WORKING!!! *points to a small mound on the ground where an oak seed has been planted thirty seconds prior, a pouting look on her face*
Aerin: Uh... Kala... it's not supposed to work like that ^^; You're supposed to plant the seed and watch it grow, but I meant over time, heh. I'm sorry, but it's going to take longer than 30 seconds for a plant to grow, especially an oak tree.
Kalaibii: But it's supposed to work my way! I want the tree to grow grow grow! *sniffle* I need to be able to climb the tree so I can be up high! I want high! I want high! *completely ignoring the fact that we are in a forest so there are thousands of HUGE oaks around.* Oh who cares! This is our story so I say grow! *the seedling grows up right where Aerin chan is standing, so that she goes up to the very top of the tree* Yay! The tree is grown! Isn't it beautiful Aerin? *looks around, sees no Aerin* Aerin?
Aerin: -_-;; I should've seen that coming, heh... *to Kalaibii* I'M UP HERE!!!!! Wow... it's pretty... @.@ But so high up in the air... @.@ I'm getting dizzy... *faints and falls off the tree*
Kalaibii: Oh, there you are, Aer-chan! I did not know you wanted to play hide and seek! *looks at unconscious Aerin* Oh, I get it! The "Who can stay quiet the longest game!" Okay, but I can speak sign lingo, so you can't stop me from blabbing! *closes mouth, waits ten minutes, then begins talking in sign language* Aerin chan? Is d-d-d-dead! *huge burst of hand motions* NOOO!!! AERIN!!! Water! Bring her water! She's down! *speaks normally* Don't die on me, Aerin!
Aerin: x.x Ugh... tree... ouch... quiet game... head... x.x
Kalaibii: 0.0 Aerin chan... is speaking? As in... the DEAD TALKING TO ME! AAAAHHH!!! ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE!!! GET THE BISHOP TO SAVE HER SOUL SO SHE CAN REST IN PEACE! WHAT? NO BISHOP? @.@ *Kalaibii puts on Bishops robes* Wuv! Is a wondwufwul twing! Bwut it cwan bwe swepwerweted bwy dweath. Dweath! Is a horrwible twing! Twuu dweath! Must bwe blweesedd by dwe Bishwop! *turns back to Kalaibii* Aerin chan? B-b-but... you're not green. Zombies are supposed to be green! AERIN'S NOT A ZOMBIE! SHE'S ALIVE!!! *grabs Aerin and swings her around, much to Aerin's distress*
(Aerin's note: XD!! Kala, you rock!!! XD Wuv... LOL)
Aerin: Ugh... Kala-chan... priest... heeheehee... aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! Aaaaaaahhhh!!! Put me dooooooooooooown!!!!! I'm gonna be sick!!!!! >.<
Kalaibii: *immediately drops Aerin* I'm so s-s-sorry! I didn't mean to h-h-hurt you! *cries* I JUST WANTED TO HELP! *suddenly jumps up with bright idea* Aerin chan needs protection! Must have more armor, more fur to protect her! Aeeeeeeerrrrrrriiiiinnnnn.......... I declare thee............ A BRIGHT YELLOW SASQUATCH! Moohahahaha! *Aerin turns into the bright yellow sasquatch as Kalaibii stands around admiring her work* Hmmm.... there's something missing... aha! *snaps fingers as the bright yellow sasquatch suddenly has a big yellow bun made from the hair on her haid* YAY!
(Aerin's note: Aah, memories of the sasquatch... XD Lol...)
Aerin: -_-;; Really, this isn't necessary... *turns herself back to normal* Honestly! When it comes to protection, I thought you'd be a little... less creative! ^-^;; Hehehe... I have a better idea for 'protection'... *calls into the forest* Ohhh, Legolaaaaas!!!! ^__^ What do you think, Kala? Great idea or not? ^.-
Kalaibii: BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! (you know, the sound Togepi, of pokemon, makes). Yay! LEGOLAS! Where art thou? *Legolas appears*(I'll let you be Legolas, but I get to be anakin! Mooha!)And we need more protection! Anakin, oh Anakin!*Anakin appears.*
Anakin: ... 0.0 Who are all of you? Where's Padme?
Kalaibii: You sick boy! I'm Padme now! Except not, I'm Kalai-chan. And this is Legooooolas and Aeeerin! Yeayea! And we, well, we need protection.
Anakin: ... Eh... I must consult with the Senator.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!(^.^ all yours Aerin!)
Aerin: I TOLD you he was evil, Kala-chan!! And he's freaking WHINY, too! *imitates Anakin* "Please, Mr. Senator! Please teach me to be strooong!! Please teach me how to be evil and betray the people who love me!!" *glares at Anakin*(A/N: Haha, Kala-chan! ^-^)
Legolas: Evil? Him? *eyes Anakin suspiciously*
Aerin: YES, he's evil!! *rolls eyes* Do I have to spell it out for you?! Gosh!! He's the BAD GUY!!! The VERY bad guy who ends up killing BOTH of his trainers! I mean, GEE WIZ!!! But, Kala-chan... good idea, calling him for protection! He is very powerful! ^-^
Legolas: Wait a minute... he's evil, but that's good?? *raises eyebrow*(Kala-chan? My brother wants to join in and write, too. Is that okay with you? Write more soon!!)
(Amy chan, of COURSE your brother can join in and write too, and so can anyone else! ^.^ But BEWARE, for I saw Star Wars again last night and now have a refreshed love for dear Anakin!!!)
Kalaibii: HE IS NOT EVIL! *snaps fingers and drooping puppy ears[like InuYasha's] appear on Anakin's head* He is just misunderstood! He was tricked by that nasty senator.
Anakin: 0.0 Senator? Trick me? Never.
Kalaibii: SeE! And Legolas don't you dare shoot an arrow at him *glares at Legolas who was stealthily sneaking up behind Ani* Look at him, Aerin chan, just look. How could you say no to him?
Anakin: *sits there with drooping ears and sad eyes* I did not mean to hurt anyone. I have failed. I deserve to die.
Kalaibii: EEK! *points* It's Sauron! EEP! AERIN CHAN! Weapons at the ready! *^-^*
(Note to Aerin's brother: YAY! COME JOIN US!)
Aerin: Hm, Inu Yasha ears. Cool! But he's still evil.... eh... Sauron, you say? o.o Eek!! I don't have my sword!!! >.<;;; Of all days to forget it... why this one!?!?!
Legolas: 0.0! Sauron!? Where?! *pulls out his bow, looks all around him*
Aerin: T-T I can't find my sword!!! *running around, crying* Aaaaaahhh!! I can't find it, I can't find it!!!! *grabs Kalaibii's shirt* Have you seeeeeeen it, Kala-chaaaaaaan??? T-T I can't find it anywhere!!! *continues running around, then crashes into Anakin; they both fall, sprawled about on the floor* Aaaaahhh!!!(Teehee...)
Anakin: What? We must fight Sauron!
Kalaibii: ^-^ <3<3<3 Such bravery...
Anakin: This is Sauron, yes? *points to Aerin on the ground, still a little queezy from the fall*
Kalaibii: *in love with Ani* *nods in agreement with whatever he says*(Ames! I KNOW HAYDEN VIA MYSPACE! ME AND CHERYL WERE TALKINGTO HIM! ISN"T THAT COOOL????? I LOVE HIM!)
Anakin: *boots up lightsaber* FOR THE JEDI! *chases Aerin around trying to kill her, Aerin crying for Kalia's help.*
Legolas: (sorry, had to add this...) o.o
kalaibii: <3<3 *hearts in eyes* Anakin the brave...(HAHAHAHAH! I CAN'T TYPE THIS IS SO HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA)))
Amy: *running around* AAAAHHH!!!! Kala-CHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!! I'm going to DIE!!!! I need PROTECTION right about now!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Wait... I thought you said that that guy *points to Ani* was evil! So why are you now evil? And what on earth happened to Sauron??
Amy: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! I'm not evil!! He still is!!! He's trying to get me!!! *stops running* Hey, wait... I'm an author! And as such, I can use my mighty authoring powers! *hits her head* I'm brilliant... *snaps her fingers, Kyo appears* Ah! Kyo-kun!!! Save me!!!!
Kyo: ...who the *heck* are you...?
Legolas: ????????
Amy: Kyo! No time to explain!!! But that guy is trying to kill me!!! Save me pleeeeaaaaaase!!!!
Kyo: ...
...
...Why should I care?
Legolas: Um... excuse me, but.... what is going on??
Kyo: Did she bring you here, too?
Legolas: *nods head* Uh-huh. So, where are you from?
Kyo: Japan. You?
Legolas: I'm from a place called Middle-Earth, and more specifically a forest called--
Amy: Oh, how nice. They're making friends! But that isn't going to save me!!! Aw, what the crap!! *snaps fingers, gets her own lightsaber* Bring it on, Annie!!!
Kelley:
Eh? It won't go out of italic... hm... eep!
anyway...
AMY CHAN! DON'T HURT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! *rushes over to Amy, about to kill Anakin, and jumps in front, get's cut in half*
Right-half of Kelley: *in kind voice* OH! Look! There're two of me! or... not, because I'm technically only HALF of me, so... do I count as a me? Hm... I wonder...
Left-half of Kelley: *evil voice* NOOOOOOOOOOO! I have been slaughtered! AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aw, forget it, I'll avenge myself... *grabs axe*
Right: 0.0 Don't hurt Amy chan! Amy chan didn't mean it! She wanted to kill Anakin!
Anakin: What what?
Right: What what what?
Anakin: What what what what?
Right: Wha-
Left: DON'T even go there.
Anakin: So this girl *points at Amy* is not evil? Huh?
Right: Not at all! She's harmless!
Left: Except when it comes to, oh, say, CUTTING HER BEST FRIEND IN HALF?!
Right: Yeah... about that... hmm... what can we do? My imagination can't think of anything right now, so... back together! *becomes one with left*
Kelley: *stretches* Much bet---- !!! *sees Kyo* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*grabs his hair* ORANGIE ORANGIE ORANGIE ORANGIE!!
Kyo: ??? >.< LEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOO!
Kelley: ^-^ Leggo my Greg-o *calls Greg from CSI:* Itza Greg! Greggie! Meet Amezie! And Kyozie! And Legolas... ie! And Anizibigi!
Greg: ... Right on!
Kelley: Dat's right! You can go now, I'm done with you... for now. Tell Grissom and Sarah to get together faster!
Greg: Yes ma'am. *disappears*
Kelley: Yeah, it's clean up time... kind of... Anikinjimi? Could I persuade you to go back to being Darth Vadar until I call you again?
Anakin: Eh?! Bu- *disappears without getting a chance to answer*
Kelley: Teehee. Now I can pick on Kyonkitchi! *grabs him so he's a cat and noogie's his head*
Kyo: -.- ...
Kelley: Isn't he cute Ames? I absolutely adore him!
Kyo: Gr....
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